The great state of Tex-afornia

A Declaration

Town Crier: "Hear Ye. Hear Ye. It has come to my attention that one Kevin Libick has been discovered as a selfish meathead. He has been charged by the Authority of this land with the crime of extreme self-regard. On multiple occasions he has been seen running around wearing only his personal concerns. On recent meetings with the Town Authority Kevin has pled only for his case and not for the plight of others. This hypocrite can often be seen consumed with his personal problems and issues. Henceforth, Kevin shall be punished by being forced to wear the letters 'SM' on his brightly colored shirts. He will also make a public apology for his inward heart. Thus I have said it, so shall it be from this day forth."

posted by Kevin @ 11:41 AM